Cohen_mattner_pa finest

10/06/2023

Taking Flex to the cells oops. I better make it the hospital # no more mystery swigs

15/12/2021

Its starting to look alot like Xmas

14/12/2021

A for effort to the cop officer thats name not worth remembering whos been a permanent fixture at port for years when asked to return seized items and proceeds to hand me the forms necessary to do so I get home and see the form he's given me has f**k all to do with what my enquiry was about..... What a f**king goose he prob thought he was a bit of a sick c**t chuffed boosting how got me ..... U sure did U got me what holding a grudge for Ur own FAILS an missing out on being the arresting officer it's that or proves to me U can't read and Ur actually dumber then I gave ya credit for how embarrassing

03/08/2021

Let's be honest how many times has this happened p.a.p.s I thinking I've been caught like 3times by the matnadore one on langham the time u flukes it & I rode between flats at leadenhall and right in your arms and the day we met and who semi park you are MEMORYS!!!!! And last arrest by (unknown officer) and that's the honest total for like the last5 years how many times have I been pursued who the f**k knows coz I've lost count flexy 💞Betsy

Huge mountain bike crash: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_zWXV4L7JYand yeah it is an edited video by the way...

24/06/2021

14/06/2021

Today is World Bicycle Day! 🚴‍♂️

Did you know that SAPOL was the first in Australia to introduce bicycle police? 🥇

With all that history, we know a fair bit about bike safety…

1️⃣Helmets. They’re not just a fashion statement, wear one whenever you ride your bike. Make sure it fits properly and, for goodness sake, close the strap.
2️⃣Be seen. This is not the time to wear camo. Make sure to wear bright clothing to be safe and seen.
3️⃣Lights. Cars have them, so should your bike. White lights at the front, red at the back of the bike. Switch them on whether it’s day or night.
4️⃣No bike is complete without a bell. You just have to have one.

13/06/2021

quick question do you's have in house bets at the station on who's gonna bring me in coz matter has got priors at 3times whilst riding me Betsy a stat most port cops could only dream I even suspect the some patrol cars see me and not even bother in fear if ridicule and putting them self on show

10/06/2021

my counter intelligence sujests you doing night shifts !!!! tell me is this U in this picture trying to get the edge ??? try the puntabie LOL