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06/05/2026

You may inbox your legal questions and our team will send guidance.

05/05/2026

Let's solve your criminal records. Open for discussion & private matters to inbox.

07/12/2024

Let's remove ya criminal record within a short period of time.

Send inbox/call 0729804882 (also on WhatsApp) & get friendly assitance.

07/12/2024

Let us help you to remove a criminal record within a short period of time.

Send inbox/call 0729804882 (also on WhatsApp) and get friendly assistance.

27/05/2023

June/July 2023 Winter, CEO's Special Offer 💯

Let us assist you with your legal problems at reasonable prices from free (mahala) to fair charges. Inbox or send WhatsApp on 0659115539 and/or send an email to [email protected] and we will initiate a move to eradicate your legal challenge.

All the best.

21/02/2020

We are now ready to assist you with your legal issues free of charge. Inbox your problems and let us tackle them for you.

21/02/2020

My tax income form was sent back by SARS because of the question “Amount of dependants?”

I answered: “65% of the population don’t pay tax, 2,1 million are illegal immigrants, 900 000 are criminals in jail and last but not least there are 789 idiots in parliament.

This really bothered me. Who did I leave out?

07/12/2019

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner: "Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the pulse, listen to the heart or check for breathing?" "No." "So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?" "Well, the man's brain was in a jar on my desk, but I suppose he could have still been practicing law for a living."

10/08/2018

I advise you not to pay an admission of guilt fine when suspected of having committed a crime to avoid prosecution! Consult a lawyer first coz it will haunt u.

Hamba MzansiIn Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves. They took it out to different countries for a test.U....
21/06/2017

Hamba Mzansi

In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves. They took it out to different countries for a test.

U.S.A: in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

UK: in 30 minutes it caught 30 thieves;

Spain: in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves;

Uganda: in 10 minutes it caught 80 thieves;

Nigeria: in 7 minutes it caught 200 thieves,

South Africa: in 5 minutes the machine was stolen, while the engineers operating the machine were kidnapped!

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