09/10/2026
Ah, Google Law School, the only institution where a five-minute search can instantly earn you a dual degree in bad advice and accidental self-incrimination. 🎓
Look, we love a good DIY project. Need a sourdough recipe or a plumbing fix? Google is great.
But using it for legal advice? That's a different beast. Consulting Attorney Google somehow turns a simple paperwork question into a major existential crisis. 🚗🏃💨
Before the internet convinces you you’ve accidentally signed over your assets, step away from the search bar and let the team at Hetzel Bezuidenhout Inc. review your actual paperwork with you.