04/01/2026
This seems totally legal…
🚔 URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT! 🚨
We're launching a limited-time program to help our friends at the Shelburne Food Shelf!
👮♂️ For ONE DAY ONLY (April 1st), if you drop off a non-perishable food item at the Shelburne Police Department, you'll receive a genuine, certified, almost totally legal "Get Out of Jail Free" card!
What can you use this card for?
Getting out of an awkward conversation!
Avoiding a boring chore!
Claiming the last piece of pizza!
Absolutely nothing related to actual police matters. (Wait, did we read the fine print?)
🍕 We need your help to stock the shelves at the Food Shelf!
Accepted items include:
Canned goods (soups, veggies, fruits)
Pasta and sauce
Cereal
Peanut butter
Non-perishable snacks
Disclaimers:
This is an April Fools' Day joke! (We know, we're hilarious!)
This card has ZERO legal standing and will NOT get you out of anything official.
Please don't test this. We will still arrest you for actual crimes.
However, the need for food shelf donations is real! We're just using a little humor to highlight a great cause.
Donations can be dropped off at:
Shelburne Police Department
5420 Shelburne Rd, Shelburne, VT
Let's show our community spirit and have a little fun while supporting a wonderful organization!