05/11/2026
⨠REINTRODUCTION TIME āØ
For all the new faces here, HI! Iām Krystle Rains.
Iām a San Diego RealtorĀ®, military relocation specialist, accidental comedian, professional problem solver, and someone who somehow turns open houses into a full-blown social events.
I help people buy, sell, invest, relocate, and occasionally emotionally recover from Zillow.
Since there are so many new followers here lately, I figured Iād share some random facts about me so you know whoās showing up on your feed.
š©° I danced for 16 years, tap, jazz, ballet, modern, hip-hop, lyrical and even including pointe. So yes, I can negotiate contracts and survive on broken toes and caffeine. I LOVED cheer but dance and gymnastics are my fave.
š Iām a former runway model. Which explains why I can confidently walk into million-dollar listings pretending I totally have my life together.
š” Iām obsessed with real estate because it literally changed my familyās life. Generational wealth isnāt just a buzzword to me. Iāve seen firsthand what property ownership can do for families.
š Iām an MRP + ABR certified RealtorĀ®. Check out my reviews here and on Google! These are fancy letters that basically mean I fight for my buyers like itās a contact sport.
š I can make friends literally anywhere.
Open house? Grocery store? DMV line? Doesnāt matter. Money isnāt my currency, relationships are.
š¾ I have a new family member. His name is blue. š„¹ He is about 3 pounds, 3 mos old and he was abandoned at my daughterās work. Safe to say I have a new best friend and infant!
āļø I love gardening. Tomatoes, lettuce, peppers, artichokes, plants I accidentally overwater⦠all thriving.
š I love all animals, as showcased by the photo attached. Took my daughter for her 17th birthday to an exotic animal place and what a neat experience I canāt speak highly enough of! ļæ¼ yes that monitor lizard was 6 feet, I held him and he ripped my favorite Vuori pants. WORTH IT. ļæ¼
š Iām deeply committed to making real estate feel less intimidating and way more fun. You donāt need to āhave it all figured outā before calling me.
If youāve been following quietly, say hi!!!!š
Tell me a random fact about YOU, because apparently weāre friends now. š„°
Cleaning up my friends list again later today and so excited to refresh things!