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05/25/2026

05/25/2026

Smudge’s Box Thoughts of the Day

Mother has purchased me a luxury mobile command center so I may safely supervise the neighborhood peasants from the comfort of my royal observation pod.

As she should.

Apparently “walking on the ground” is something regular cats do. I would not know anything about that life.

All Mom has to do is unzip the tiny side door and I come sprinting across the house like the goblin princess I am. No graceful entrance. No elegance. Just tiny gray chaos moving at alarming speed because MY POD HAS ARRIVED.

And honestly, as a feline curator of enclosed spaces, this thing was destined to become mine immediately.

I have extremely high standards when it comes to containers.

Boxes.
Laundry baskets.
Paper bags.
Amazon deliveries.
Freshly folded laundry.
The one important document Mom JUST sat down on the counter.

Naturally, I inspected it immediately and claimed it for royal use.

Now I get escorted around my royal grounds in my deluxe bubble carriage while the public stares in admiration. Birds are monitored. Squirrels are judged. Neighborhood gossip is collected. Dogs are evaluated on a case by case basis.

The best part is watching humans notice me through the bubble and completely lose their minds.

“Oh my gosh look at the cat!”

Yes. Please remain calm in the presence of royalty.

Also, since it’s Memorial Day weekend, I suppose I should briefly pause my demanding schedule to acknowledge the heroes who served and sacrificed for everyone’s freedom.

Including my freedom to yell at invisible enemies at 2:46 a.m., sprint through the house for no reason, and supervise every bathroom trip Mom takes.

Their sacrifice is appreciated. ❤️

Now if you’ll excuse me, my transportation awaits and the peasants are unsupervised.

Smudge out.

05/18/2026

I have reached a very important conclusion.

Humans are far too emotionally attached to the idea that a “box” must actually be made of cardboard.

Honestly, it feels a little closed minded.

As a sophisticated feline architect and part time household supervisor, I believe a box is more of a lifestyle choice than a material.

Which brings me to my newest discovery:
The Giant Water Box.

Some humans call it a “sink.”
Cute.

This luxury water fortress has everything a growing princess could need.

Tall walls?
Yes.

Excellent acoustics for screaming at 3 a.m.?
Also yes.

Cool surface for dramatic lounging while pretending I have never eaten a day in my life?
Absolutely.

And let us discuss the tiny silver waterfall stick humans call a faucet. Fascinating technology. I can stare at it for 47 minutes waiting for a single drip. Sometimes it rewards my dedication. Sometimes it mocks me. Either way, enrichment.

Frankly, this sink box is superior to cardboard in every possible way.

Cardboard gets soggy and weak.
This thing laughs in the face of moisture.

Cardboard bends when I launch myself into it at full goblin speed.
This beast remains structurally sound.

I can scratch it.
Bite it.
Kick it with my back feet during imaginary combat.
Not even a dent.

And apparently, according to mom, it can also “dispose of things.”

I once witnessed her place mysterious disgusting matter into the hole at the bottom, press a magical button, and the sink growled like an angry forest creature before swallowing the evidence completely.

Terrifying.
Impressive.
Convenient.

Would I personally use my luxury sink box as a litter box?
Only during times of national emergency.

Or revenge.

Anyway, I will continue my research from inside my premium hydration bunker while judging every living being that passes through my kingdom.

Carry on, peasants.

😼

P.S. Mom says while I supervise important sink operations, she is apparently some kind of notary wizard. Mobile notarizations, online notarizations, estate planning documents, real estate signings… honestly I don’t know what any of that means, but humans seem very relieved after she waves her magical stamp around.

If you need a mobile or online notary in Washington, you should probably call her. I enjoy expensive treats and electricity, so thank you in advance for supporting my lifestyle. 😼

04/29/2026

Let’s take this one step further…

In my last post, I talked about how refinance transactions have become a major target for fraud. This isn’t just theory or statistics. These are real situations that are happening across the country.

Some of the cases highlighted in a recent National Notary Association article were honestly pretty eye opening.

In one case, someone attempted to refinance a home that was already paid off by pretending to be the homeowner. They had enough personal information to make everything look legitimate on paper. The fraud was only caught because someone physically showed up and verified the person’s identity in person.

In another situation, a notary completed a remote notarization but did not properly verify the signer’s identity. Someone else in the room helped the signer answer verification questions. That case ended up costing the notary tens of thousands of dollars.

There was also a case where a notary’s seal was forged and used on fraudulent documents. Even though the notary did nothing wrong, they still had to deal with legal costs to clear their name.

These situations all have one thing in common.

They don’t look like fraud at first glance.

Everything can appear completely normal until you start paying closer attention.

That’s why what happens at the signing table matters so much.

Here are some of the most common warning signs notaries are trained to watch for:

• A signer who seems unsure about basic details like their own address or the property involved
• Someone trying to rush the process or skip standard ID verification
• Documents that are already signed when they shouldn’t be
• A third party who answers questions for the signer or controls the appointment
• Pressure to move quickly or “just get it done”
• Identification that looks slightly off or doesn’t quite match the person presenting it

None of these automatically mean fraud, but they are all reasons to slow down and take a closer look.

My job is not to assume everything is fine. My job is to verify that everything is fine.

So if you ever notice your notary taking a little extra time, asking a few more questions, or double checking details, that is not them being difficult.

That is them doing exactly what they are supposed to do.

Because sometimes, that moment at the table is the only thing standing between a valid transaction and a very expensive mistake.

Have questions about notarization requirements or what to expect at your signing? Don’t hesitate to reach out. I’m always happy to provide guidance and help you avoid common mistakes.

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Notarization may be boring, but I’m not!

04/28/2026

Let’s talk about something that might surprise you…

Most people assume refinance transactions are pretty low risk. You already own your home, everything seems straightforward, and it feels like just another set of documents to sign.

But the reality is very different.

I recently came across an article from the National Notary Association that highlighted something eye opening. Refinance transactions have become one of the biggest targets for fraud and forgery in the real estate world.

Why?

Because many of the usual safety checks don’t catch this type of fraud.

In a refinance, there isn’t always a buyer and seller going back and forth. It’s often just one person claiming to be the homeowner. That creates an opportunity for things like identity theft or impersonation.

In some cases, criminals use stolen personal information to pretend to be a homeowner and take out a loan against a property they don’t even own. If it goes through, they walk away with the money, leaving the real homeowner to deal with the fallout.

Even more concerning, a lot of this type of fraud cannot be caught through public records or title searches. On paper, everything can look completely legitimate.

That’s where the notary becomes critical.

My role is not just to stamp documents. I am there to verify identity in person, make sure the signer is who they say they are, confirm they understand what they are signing, and ensure they are signing willingly.

That moment at the table is often the only point in the process where a real person is verifying everything face to face.

This is why I take my time.
This is why I carefully review identification.
This is why I will never rush a signing, even if someone is in a hurry.

Because sometimes, that is the only chance to catch something that doesn’t feel right.

The takeaway?

If your notary is being thorough, asking questions, or slowing things down, that is not an inconvenience. It is protection.

And if something ever feels off during a signing, trust your instincts and speak up.

Your home, your identity, and your signature are too important to rush.

If you ever have questions about your documents or want to make sure everything is handled properly, I’m always happy to help. Feel free to reach out before your appointment so we can make the process smooth and stress free from start to finish.

✨ GIRL FRIDAY NOTARY SERVICES ✨
Notarization may be boring, but I’m not!

04/20/2026

Kitten season is in full swing and our shelter is buzzing with tiny mews!

Since the beginning of April, more than 100 kittens have come through our doors at the Humane Society for Tacoma & Pierce County, with thousands more on the way. It's a lot, but with your help, every single one of these babies will get exactly what they need to thrive.

One of the easiest ways to help? Shop our registry! Here are 3 links you can use to donate.

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Here are three of our most-needed items right now:

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74 cans of nutritious, high-calorie food that both momma cat and her growing babies can enjoy.
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$74.95 on our wish list

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When newborn kittens arrive without moms, incubators keep them warm, healthy, and cozy.
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$399.99 on our wish list
You can also donate to provide the expert medical care these kittens need to grow into healthy, happy adult cats:

$25 microchips a kitten in case they get lost
$150 vaccinates a litter of kittens from harmful viruses
$300 spays or neuters a kitten to prevent future litters

Thank you for helping us give these tiny kittens the big start they deserve.
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04/19/2026

Smudge’s Box Thoughts of the Day

Once again… we meet.

Another Hello Fresh box. Another week. Another disappointment.

Why must I, a creature of refined taste and royal expectations, be forced to sit in the same basic green box over and over again? There is no variety. No creativity. No effort.

Yes, it is green. And yes, I do enjoy green things… like the grass I delicately nibble on before thoughtfully redecorating the rugs inside the home with tiny piles of grassy vomit for mom to discover. You’re welcome, Mother.

But this? This is not the same.

This is repetitive. Predictable. Beneath me.

Meanwhile, today was in the mid 70’s, and Mom decided it was time for “spring cleaning.” I watched from my observation post as she worked tirelessly in the yard, clearly attempting to restore order after what I can only describe as a perfectly acceptable Washington winter aesthetic.

She noticed me watching.

For a brief moment, I believed she might attempt to spray me with the hose.

She chose wisely.

Let’s be honest, she loves me far too much to make that kind of mistake.

Now my only concern is that she may remove the covers from the outdoor furniture. This would be highly unfortunate, as those are premium hiding locations. Nothing brings me more joy than disappearing completely and listening to her panic while calling my name at night when its time go come in.

Just because something shows up consistently does not mean it deserves your enthusiasm. Familiarity is not the same as quality. Demand better. Seek variety. And always maintain a few strategic hiding places… just to keep things interesting.

Smudge out!