08/30/2026
Confessions of a Photography Karen đ¸đ
I recently discovered that I may have landed on at least one photographerâs unofficial âplease donât send me to Elenaâ list.
And you know what? If I were a photographer with six more houses lined up that day, I probably wouldnât want to work with me either. đ
Because at the beginning of every listing photo shoot, I explain my three rules:
Rule #1: At least ONE photo needs to be Southern Living magazine worthy. I want one picture that makes somebody stop scrolling and think, Wait. What house is THAT?
Rule #2: Every room needs to look at least a little bigger in the photograph than it did in the photographerâs first shot. There is almost always a better angle. Sometimes three feet to the left completely changes the room.
Rule #3: Fewer, better photos. I do not care if I paid for 25 photos and you only give me 14. I would much rather have 14 excellent photographs than 25 mediocre ones just because somebody feels obligated to fill the quota.
And this is where I apparently become Photography Karen.
âCan we try it from over there?â
âCan we move back 2 inches?â
âCan we try the other corner?â
âOne more?â
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At one house, the best room in the entire property became something of a hostage situation.
We photographed it from roughly nine different angles.
I deleted seven.
The photographer was getting progressively less enthusiastic about our artistic collaboration. đ But it was the best room in the house, and I knew there was a photograph hiding in there that actually showed people why that room was special.
Eventually, we found it.
My sellers were thrilled.
The photographer... perhaps somewhat less so.
And I really can't blame him. He has his job to do, and I have mine.
I actually hate being difficult. I don't particularly enjoy being the Photography Karen who asks somebody to redo work they've already done.
But the sellers hired me to solve one very specific problem:
Make buyers want their house.
And I'm a pretty simple individual.
I see a problem.
I try to solve the problem.
Occasionally, this pi**es off a few people in the process. đ
But if we're standing in the best room in your house and the photograph makes it look