04/01/2026
🚨 Big Announcement from The Law Offices of Anthony Urban 🚨
After years of handling personal injury, workers’ compensation, and medical malpractice cases… we’re officially expanding our practice areas.
Starting today, we will now be representing:
🐶 Dogs in disputes against their owners
🐱 Cats seeking compensation for emotional distress
🦜 Parrots involved in defamation cases
Our first consultation? A goldfish claiming negligence after a “cleaning accident.”
…Just kidding! Happy April Fools’ Day! 😄
While we may not represent your pets, we are always here to help YOU when it matters most. If you’ve been injured or need legal guidance, our team is ready to assist.
Have a safe and fun April 1st!