08/31/2026
REASONS TO HIRE — OR NOT HIRE — ME AS YOUR REALTOR 😂
🏠 I will probably make a ridiculous video about your house.
📱 I believe putting a listing in the MLS and waiting is NOT a marketing plan.
😬 I will tell you when I think you’re making a bad decision.
🎥 There is a very good chance I will ask you to be in a video.
💰 I love negotiating more than I probably should.
😂 I don’t take myself too seriously.
🏡 I take selling your house VERY seriously.
🐶 And there’s a decent chance Blakely or Lincoln somehow end up involved.
So… did I earn the follow or the unfollow? 😂
And current/past clients — feel free to add one I forgot. 👇