04/01/2026
He’s in diapers and I’m on crutches, but please help me wish Walter a happy 17th birthday!
Life off social media has been great. Home recovering from hip surgery… so I figured I’d make a brief return and bless you with something that actually matters.
Sustained by a lifetime diet of Kirkland Signature, he has shown that twilight is timeless—and he’s still glowing strong.
He’s off to Lake Square to see Showgirls and Scream, but he would love to come home to your likes, licks, shared photos, and birthday wishes.
I did spend hours putting together a video collage without AI and then I broke it. Which is exactly why I’ve been spending less time on here 😅 love ya. Happy 17th Birthday!