03/09/2026
Okay, pumpkin spice has officially jumped the shark. 😂
Whole Foods, we need to talk. Pumpkin spice popcorn? Pumpkin spice protein bars? Pumpkin spice cheesecake sandwiches? An entire WALL of orange??
At this point, fall isn’t a season anymore. It’s a hostile takeover.
I don’t even like pumpkin spice, and apparently there’s nowhere left to hide from it. Not every food needs to taste like a scented candle in October. 🎃😭
Please put the cinnamon down. We’ve gone too far.