10/11/2026
🦄 UNICORN ALERT! And yes, they really do exist! 🏡🌳
Here's a funny thing about selling real estate...
Everybody wants acreage just outside of town. "Find me 5 acres!" "I want privacy!" "I want trees!" "But keep me close to town!" 😂
Then that PERFECT property comes along...
Everybody waits. And waits.
BOOM! 💥 It goes under contract.
Suddenly, my phone won't stop ringing! 📞
"Hey Al, is that property still available?"
WHERE WERE YOU THREE WEEKS AGO?! 🤣
Just saying... DON'T BE THAT PERSON! 😂
📍 N6587 McCurdy Rd, Holmen, WI
Over 7 beautiful wooded acres, privacy, room to roam, and just minutes from town!
📲 PM me or your favorite Castle Realty of La Crosse agent to check it out!
🦄 Unicorns are hard to find. They're even harder to buy after somebody else catches one!
🏡READY FOR ITS NEXT CHAPTER! 🌲
If privacy, space, and a little adventure are on your wish list, this Holmen retreat deserves a look.
Tucked at the end of a quiet cul-de-sac on 7+ wooded acres, this 5-bedroom, 3.5-bath contemporary home offers a stunning great room, soaring vaulted ceilings, massive windows, a stone wood-burning fireplace, custom Amish-built cabinetry, and a beautiful main-floor primary suite.
And outside? It gets even better. 🌿 Enjoy a 3-season porch, custom patio with basketball court, ATV & hiking trails, a detached garage/shed, and your own secluded hunting cabin.
With a walk-out lower level, significant 2023 updates, completed home inspection, and appliances included, this one is ready for its next chapter.
📍 N6587 McCurdy Rd, Holmen, WI 54636
✨ Link in the comments!