05/27/2026
👠 GIRD YOUR LOINS. THE INSPECTION REPORT ARRIVED.
“By all means. Ignore the roof. You know how that thrills me.”
🏚️ Foundation concerns? Perfect.
🚿 Water intrusion? Love that for us.
⚡ Electrical panel from 1974? Vintage.
🐜 Evidence of termites? Bold
❄️ HVAC nearing retirement? Iconic.
🚽 Plumbing doing whatever it wants? Groundbreaking.
🏠 Roof nearing end of life? Excellent.
Inspections help buyers:
✔ understand repairs
✔ negotiate smarter
✔ budget future expenses
✔ avoid expensive surprises
Sometimes inspections reveal little things. Sometimes they save buyers thousands. And sometimes…they save buyers from somebody else’s very expensive problem.
That’s all.
Reesie Kiser, REALTOR®
Realty with Reesie
📞 417-385-8311
Realty ONE Group Ovation
2730 S Rangeline Rd, Joplin, MO 64804
Office: (417) 553-1818
[email protected]
“Inspired by a certain movie involving Prada and impossible standards.”