10/18/2026
🧙♀️😂 I think I’ve decided to be a WITCH for Halloween! 🎃
Mostly because I already have the attitude, the facial expressions, and a growing list of people I’d like to turn into frogs. 🐸💅
The broom? Already have one. The cackle? Comes naturally. The resting witch face? PERFECTED. 😏
And apparently, telling people exactly what I think is considered a personality flaw… unless you’re wearing a pointy hat. 🙄🤣
So this Halloween, I’m not dressing up. I’m just accessorizing. 🧙♀️💀😂
Anybody else going as themselves this year? 🤣