12/25/2025
Merry Christmas!! Happy Holidays!! May this holiday season bring you joy!
’Twas the night before Christmas, Geek Girl Realtor in play,
The contracts were signed, the Force balanced… okay.
Buyers dreamed of new homes, sellers of gains,
While Jess fought the dark side of Zillow’s wild claims.
The lockboxes rested, the showings were done,
No late-night texts asking, “Can we tour one more, hun?”
Then out on the lawn came a sleigh with a hum—
A Jedi in red said, “Your appraisal’s… to come.”
He warned, “Trust the comps, not the vibes you must feel,
Inspections are shields. Read Section 23—for real.”
Then he vanished to hyperspace, calm and polite:
May your offers be strong—and your contingencies right.