08/14/2026
🎂 MY BIRTHDAY, SHOELESS, AND WHITNEY HOUSTON 🎶
First of all, a million thank-you to everyone—friends, former and current clients, colleagues, and family—who called, texted, emailed, messaged me, or posted on Facebook with wonderful birthday wishes.
Your kindness and attention truly touched me. And now, to explain why this thank-you is slightly delayed, I must share a completely true story.
About two weeks before my birthday—and, importantly, only two days before the third section of my CPA exam—my husband called and asked:
“What do you want for your birthday?”
At that moment, my life consisted of practicing law, studying for the CPA exam, and jogging whenever I could escape from both. Coincidentally, one of my shoelaces had just broken.
So, after approximately twenty seconds of deep birthday reflection, I answered:
“Shoelaces.”
Very romantic. Very glamorous. Very me.
I had already ordered replacements from Amazon, but they arrived long enough to tie together a small family. My husband gently observed that perhaps I should have counted the holes in my tennis shoes before ordering.
Apparently, shoelace purchasing requires more due diligence than I had performed.
Nevertheless, he insisted that shoelaces were not an acceptable birthday present and kept asking me to choose something else.
Finally, perhaps to make him stop asking—or perhaps because two days before a CPA exam is exactly when the human brain makes its finest decisions—I gave him an unusual assignment:
“I want a dress like the one Whitney Houston wore while singing ‘I Have Nothing.’”
Then I immediately forgot the entire conversation.
My husband, however, took this assignment much more seriously than anticipated.
Within twenty minutes, I received approximately thirty texts and emails containing photographs of dresses. Suddenly, instead of studying auditing, I became deeply involved in a highly technical “compare-and-contrast project” involving necklines, waistlines, sleeves, fabric, elegance, and the precise degree of Whitney Houston.
Nothing quite captured the beauty I had imagined.
At that point, taking my exam in two days became nearly impossible—not because accounting is difficult, but because my husband and I had accidentally established an international fashion-search committee.
Eventually, after extensive research, vigorous negotiations, and the fullest exercise of male fashion imagination, we found the dress!
It was ordered directly from Germany and arrived exactly three days after my birthday—which, honestly, was perfect timing for this story.
So today, I publicly thank my husband for his heroic effort, patience, and willingness to conduct an international investigation into Whitney Houston’s wardrobe.
And once again, thank you from my heart to every one of you for your beautiful birthday wishes, friendship, trust, and attention.
As a family-law and divorce attorney, I will finish with a little free professional advice:
Keep humor alive in your family.
It makes life more interesting, marriages stronger—and may save you from ever needing a divorce attorney. 😄
Although, if the humor fails completely, you already know where to find me. ⚖️