Mapes Law Offices Grand Rapids Bankruptcy Attorneys

12/22/2021

After a long day at the office, Smokey stares out the window, lets loose a heavy sigh and ponders the nature of his very existence. Am I really a good boy? Is there even a Dog?

If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. Until you bark at it.

03/19/2021

Great News for anyone with student loans from ITT Tech or any of the Corinthian Colleges (Everest). Your loans might be canceled!

Miguel Cardona's first major act reverses a Trump-era policy, providing about $1 billion of cancelation for student loans related to fraud.

10/21/2020

Well guys, I may have solved the COVID-19 problem! Apparently COVID-19 is an employee of Wells Fargo! Let’s go get him! Grab your pitchforks!

09/03/2020

If you have Private Student Loans, this could be huge!

I never thought Student Loans would be dischargeable in Bankruptcy. I also never thought I'd be worried about murder hornets.

04/09/2020

For those still searching for Toilet Paper, here's another option. Get yourself a tiny butt shower and p**p like a Viking!

Never run out of toilet paper again.

04/08/2020

04/04/2020

Problem: People won't stay home.

Solution: Send everyone a 14 day supply of edibles, funyuns, twizzlers (or red vines), and slurpees. People won't leave the couch for two weeks, use of opiates will plummet, and everyone will be super chill.

I'll just sit here and wait for the Nobel Committee to call.

04/03/2020

So I’m gonna do something I’ve never done before. I’m going to tell you how to try and AVOID having to file for bankruptcy. Things are pretty chaotic right now, finances are up in the air, and none of us really know how all of this will play out. If you want to avoid bankruptcy …

04/03/2020

Coronavirus Silver Lining: If I die of Coronavirus, it may be the only way that I have a dignified death. After all the stupid things I've done in my life, and all the stupid things I probably will do, this might be the least embarrassing death.

03/16/2020

We here at Mapes Law Office would like to remind you, that the time to stock up on cowbells is BEFORE you get a fever. Don’t wait, there is only one prescription.

Stay Safe.

03/13/2020

With the run on toilet paper, I’ve come up with some good alternatives. Turns out those old law school books are good for something after all!

03/13/2020

When there is a run on toilet paper, you need to get creative. Looks like all my old law school text books are finally good for something!