Aperture Science Legal Division

Aperture Science Legal Division Cave Johnson calls us bean counters. We are a team of highly qualified lawyers working 'round the clock to keep Cave Johnson out of jail and bankruptcy.

But we cannot work miracles.

09/30/2011

Is there anyone out there who would like to represent the Aperture Science Legal Division in all facebook related matters? Preferably someone with a decent grasp of the English language/grammar. Legal knowledge isn't as important.

08/13/2011

We would like to take this opportunity to thank all of our supporters/associates/clients/affiliates & fellow divisions of Aperture Science for following us on facebook. It really helps to boost morale around here. :)

06/23/2011

Please Note: Since Aperture is legally obligated to give its employees seven days of vacation each year, this division will be closed for a week starting Friday.

06/19/2011
06/18/2011

Back to work starting Monday.

06/17/2011
This reminded us of you.
06/17/2011

This reminded us of you.

06/17/2011
06/17/2011

It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber. Also it is legal for a robber to file a lawsuit if he or she gets hurt in your house. Not that we would ever consider defending them.

06/17/2011

Aperture really does need a marketing division, or maybe a PR division.

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