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The Law Office of Craig M. Greaves Criminal Defense Attorney
Specializing in DWI/DUI, Drug & Assault Charges in Bryan | College Station The Law Office of Craig M.

Greaves is proud to have been serving the Bryan/College Station area for over 15 years. Craig Greaves specializes in all criminal matters, including, but not limited to: DWI/DUI, Possession of Ma*****na, Possession of Controlled Substance, Theft, Assault, S*x Crimes, and Expunctions. If you have been charged with a crime, it is imperative that you contact our office as soon as possible to ensure an aggressive defense. Consultations are free and calls are answered 24/7.

10/15/2026

College should give you great stories to tell, not a court date you have to explain to your parents. A big thank you to the gentlemen of Texas A&M’s Delta Tau Delta for inviting me out to talk about hazing, safe partying, interactions with law enforcement, and making smart decisions while still enjoying college.

After 25 years in criminal defense, I’ve seen how quickly a fun night can turn into a situation nobody planned for. These conversations give students a chance to ask questions, think through real life situations, and understand how the decisions they make can affect themselves, their friends, and their futures.

Looking out for your brothers means knowing when to speak up, when to step in, and when to get help. I appreciate these gentlemen making time for a conversation about that responsibility, and how to have a good time without letting one night derail everything they’re working toward.

We offer these talks FREE to Texas A&M fraternities, sororities, and other student organizations. If your group would like to have us out, send us a DM! We’re always happy to answer questions and help fellow Aggies stay safe, have fun, and stay out of legal trouble. Gig ’em! 👍

10/11/2026

I went to law school, passed the bar, and spent 25 years practicing criminal defense… just to end up floating on a giant Swedish Fish, delivering a rhyme nobody asked for. My professors would be thrilled to know I’m finally putting that education to use. 🐟⚖️

If you’re wondering whether I rehearsed that line, yes. Which means I had multiple opportunities to reconsider and chose to proceed. That’s the kind of commitment you want in your attorney. Possibly less so in your neighbor.

Somewhere right now, another lawyer is posting a tasteful headshot with a thoughtful quote about justice. Meanwhile, I’m trying to finish my sentence before my inflatable candy rolls over and humbles me in front of everybody.

You’re welcome to judge my marketing. I’m lying on a pool toy saying this out loud—I’ve given you plenty to work with. Just know my courtroom arguments get considerably more preparation than my rhymes. And nobody has to inflate my chair. 😂

10/10/2026

“What’s the worst thing you can do during or after an arrest?” Craig’s answer: TALK. 🎤 Another question from our Q&A at goodbullicehouse on Northgate, and a reminder that “Let me explain…” can be the beginning of a very expensive conversation. You have the right to remain silent. Use it.

When alcohol is involved, talking can give an officer more opportunities to observe slurred speech, confusion, or changing answers. You might tell a story one way, then explain it differently five minutes later because you’re stressed, impaired, or struggling to remember details. Those inconsistencies can raise questions about your credibility—even if you weren’t trying to mislead anyone. Your roadside explanation could become evidence in your case.

And this advice matters even when you’re completely sober. Trying to clear things up can lead to guessing, volunteering unnecessary details, or making admissions you didn’t realize you were making. Being polite doesn’t require answering questions about what happened, and being innocent doesn’t mean you should handle an interrogation without legal advice. Save the explanations for a private conversation with your attorney.

Be calm, don’t resist, and clearly say: “I am exercising my right to remain silent. I want a lawyer.” In Texas, after a lawful detention, you must provide your name, residence address, and date of birth when asked, but that does not mean you have to discuss the alleged offense. Follow lawful commands, provide required identifying information, and let your lawyer help you decide what to say next. Your best defense does not begin with a monologue. 🤐⚖️

10/08/2026

He thought he was stealing a purse. He actually acquired a satellite office of Craig M. Greaves, Attorney at Law. Congratulations, sir. You’re our new brand ambassador. 😂

No cash. No valuables. Just T-shirts, pens, matches, folders, and keychains, because I refuse to be caught anywhere without enough promotional merchandise to sponsor a small county fair. Even my robber is leaving with a welcome packet.

Then come the pool floats. Because apparently marketing a criminal defense attorney requires office supplies, inflatable props, and a purse with the storage capacity of a three bedroom home. Somewhere in that bag is my lip gloss, but we’ll need a search party to confirm.

And finally, a whole pineapple. 🍍 No explanation. If you’ve been here long enough, you already know. Imagine committing a felony and walking away with zero dollars, a tropical fruit, and the contact information for the attorney you’re about to need. 💀

10/07/2026

A big thank you to the gentlemen of Texas A&M’s SAE fraternity for inviting Craig to speak at their chapter meeting! We appreciate the opportunity to talk about partying safely, making smart decisions during law enforcement interactions, and protecting the future you’re working hard to build. 👍🏼

College is about making memories, but ideally, those memories don’t come with a court date. Craig covered knowing your rights, keeping your cool, and thinking through how one night’s decisions could affect life long after graduation.

We love helping students have these conversations before they’re facing a difficult situation. You can enjoy your college years while looking out for yourself, your friends, and your future. A little preparation now can make a big difference later.

We offer these talks FREE to any campus organization! Fraternities, sororities, student clubs, and other campus groups: send us a DM to bring Craig to your next meeting. We’d love to connect. Gig ’em! 👍🏼

10/03/2026

I went to law school, passed the bar, and spent 25 years practicing criminal defense. Naturally, I assumed the diplomas, license, and awards would be the attention grabbers. Turns out those were just decorations in the room where I was supposed to shake my ass.

I point to my law degree: silence. I take off one tie: suddenly everybody has a legal question, three fire emojis, and a burning desire to slide into my DMs. Apparently, “extensive courtroom experience” needed a soundtrack and some questionable hip movements.

That tie has been through jury trials, sentencing hearings, and very serious meetings. It deserved a dignified retirement. Instead, it’s being swung around to Lil Jon while my law degree watches from the wall like, “We took out student loans for this?”

For those here for legal information, welcome. For those here for the tie removal, please stop asking whether I offer private consultations with a wink emoji. And to everyone saying “I’d plead guilty”, please don’t. You’re making my actual job harder. ⚖️😂

09/29/2026

🚤 Can a Texas game warden stop your boat and check for life jackets, even if you haven’t done anything wrong? Yes. Texas law allows game wardens to stop and board a boat to inspect for required safety equipment, including a readily accessible life jacket for each person on board.

But a safety inspection has a purpose and limits. It isn’t automatic permission to rummage through every compartment or search for unrelated evidence. What an officer may inspect depends on what’s reasonably connected to checking compliance and whether there’s another legal basis for a broader search.

Thanks to goodbullicehouse in College Station for hosting our “Ask a lawyer Q&A”

09/28/2026

Imagine being accused of killing three people because you drove the same kind of SUV as the one police were looking for. Then imagine spending 13 days in jail while the evidence that could clear you is sitting right there.

That happened to Lindsey Isaacs in Florida. After a deadly hit-and-run, investigators found an image of her black Dodge Durango on a Flock camera a few miles from the crash. But witnesses had described a maroon Durango, and a 911 caller had provided part of its license plate number. Lindsey’s vehicle also lacked the crash damage investigators claimed to see. Still, she was arrested and faced three counts of vehicular homicide.

Her defense attorney presented photos of her undamaged SUV to the court. She was released after 13 days, and the state later dropped the case against her and charged someone else. Thirteen days away from her family. Her face on the news. Her life turned upside down over a crime she had nothing to do with.

A camera image should be a lead to investigate, never a shortcut to an arrest. And when a network of Flock cameras makes it this easy to track people and build a case around a passing vehicle, we need to ask whether these cameras belong in our communities at all. I think it’s time to end their use. How many innocent people have to pay the price before we do?

09/27/2026

Some lawyers have billboards. Some have catchy slogans. Craig has an inflatable ghost and a rhyme that should never have made it past the first draft. 👻

We’d like to say this was a spur-of-the-moment decision, but he rehearsed it. More than once. In the pool. Loud enough for the neighbors to hear.

Anyway, if you came here for legal advice, Craig gives that in his other videos. If you came here to watch a criminal defense attorney threaten your butthole’s future from a haunted pool float, welcome. You’ve found your people.

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Bryan, TX
77803

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