10/16/2026
WE HAVE A ROCK STAR AT INGLE LAW FIRM.
We just discovered that our law clerk, Ben, was once the lead guitarist for a rock band called The Motel Pines. 🤘
Ben failed to include this on his resume. For the last three weeks, we thought his biggest talent was researching case law.
Now we have several concerns: Does he object in A minor? Can he brief a case and shred a guitar solo in the same afternoon? If he tells us he has a prior engagement, do we need to check the tour schedule?
If business slows down, we’re apparently one drummer away from going on tour.