10/16/2026
🎃 In the classic film House on Haunted Hill, a husband offers his wife's party guests $10,000 to survive one night in a haunted mansion.
Secretly, he's plotting against his wife.
His wife, meanwhile, is plotting right back at him.
Everyone's scheming, nobody's communicating, and there's a skeleton in the room who somehow has the most emotional stability.
Moral of the story: if your marriage has reached the "mutually assured destruction" stage, a haunted house isn't the answer.
There's a simpler way out. No acid vats. No dramatic staircase falls. Just a calm conversation about your options and a plan for what comes next.
Comment "BOO" or call 719-298-3202 to schedule a consult.
Justin Tucker Law