02/07/2026
This child was almost forgotten. We remember her with her w**d smoking photos. Now she's back with a banger. Marriage is now calling and this is the standard she has set for her future husband. Si Gwakene Ifunanya Ka O wenata Aka Na cana... 'I don’t chase husband. I don’t need one. But if you say you must marry me, these are my conditions. 1. You must provide me with a monthly stipend. I don’t want to hear about your business struggles. 'Who cares about your business challenges?' You know what they call direct deposit? That’s how you will compensate me. Every month, I should receive my allowance. 2. Our baby will be born through a surrogate because I’m not ruining my body to carry your baby. Some of you have very big heads. Big head, big eyes. You will employ a surrogate that will carry that baby. 3. When that baby is born, eight nannies must be on standby. I don’t want to hear that after giving birth I can no longer sleep because a baby is crying. The nannies will work in shifts — morning, afternoon, and night. The only time I will attend to that baby is to breastfeed or maybe hug my baby. Other than that, changing diapers and all those things are for the nannies. 4. As my husband, I don’t want to see you in the house every day. By the time I wake up in the morning, you should already be on your way to work or wherever it is you go. I don’t care if you’re an armed robber. By the time my eyes open to a brand-new day, I better not see you in that house. Leave money for me before you leave. Let me see dollars on the counter if possible. Say, 'Baby, this is for your lunch' or whatever. Then go. By the time I see you again, let it be around 7 p.m. when I’m ready to sleep. You are just there to do your work and get out. The only days we will be intimate are on special occasions, your birthday, our wedding anniversary, and other special celebrations. Other than that, if you touch me, there will be consequences. Those are my conditions.
