10/01/2026
A young man went to a church and knelt before the pastor saying,
"Man of God, ever since I married my wife, we have never k¡ssed for once. Whenever I tried to k¡ss her, she would just remove her face, claiming she's not in the mood. If this was done one or two or even three times, I would have accepted that she really wasn't in the mood but we've been married for over six months now. Yet there had not been a single day she accepted to k¡ss me. Do you know that even on our wedding day, she still didn't allow me to k¡ss her. Man of God, I think she has a $piritual husband, please help me "
After hearing everything, the pastor opened his drawer and brought out a toothbrush & paste.
"Take, use them whenever you want to k¡ss her." He said to the man.
The man thanked the pastor and left, believing they were holy items.
When he got home, he brushed his teeth with the toothbrush and went to his wife.
"Honey, I want to k¡ss you." He said to her and she quickly gr@bbed her head and they started k¡ssing passionately.
The man was very happy, whenever he used the holy toothbrush & paste, his wife always agreed to k¡ss him.
So he decided to go and specially appreciate the pastor.
"Man of God, thank you very much for the holy toothbrush and paste. Ever since you gave them to me. My wife has been k¡ssing me." The man happily narrated to the pastor.
On hearing that, the pastor laughed and said,
"My brother, there's nothing special or holy about that toothbrush and paste. Just try and brush your teeth regularly."
