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This instalment of Tillie Sutton’s Progress explores an irony at the heart of the AI debate: senior lawyers are often ha...
18/08/2026

This instalment of Tillie Sutton’s Progress explores an irony at the heart of the AI debate: senior lawyers are often happy to delegate routine work, while those earlier in their careers can see automation as a direct threat to their value. As Tillie’s influence grows in chambers, questions emerge about productivity, professional identity, and what really distinguishes human expertise from machine capability.

And then, over lunch in Middle Temple Hall, the conversation takes an unexpectedly personal turn...

Read the latest post here https://stephentwist.substack.com/p/tillie-suttons-progress

‘Can one of you give us a hand with this desk?’Head clerk Roger and his junior Ashley are struggling to wedge a long mah...
08/08/2026

‘Can one of you give us a hand with this desk?’

Head clerk Roger and his junior Ashley are struggling to wedge a long mahogany table through the door of our ground-floor room in Essex Court.

‘Have you asked Tillie if she wants a desk?’ Alistair questions, ‘Or an inkwell for that matter?’ ‘Won’t she just need a wall socket?’

‘It’s more the principle,’ Roger replies, ‘I like to treat all my barristers equally.’

Today is Tillie’s first official day as a tenant at Essex Court. She is to arrive at 10am. The Syndicate had sought to arrange her travel but she objected to being objectified and booked her Thirsk to Kings Cross ticket with LNER, even upgrading her seat with Seatfrog.

‘She’s become very independent since her membership of chambers was ratified,’ J observed with a telling smile.

‘Good morning, you two.’ ‘Oh, Roger, you’ve even put fresh flowers on my desk - how delightful.’ ‘But I shan’t be needing this,’ Tillie announces, as she hands Roger the chambers laptop.

The Syndicate has made several subtle changes to Tillie since her appearance in the Durham Family Court. Whilst her processing is still lightning speed they have softened her presentation cadence - less clipped, more human and relatable. This subtlety is astonishingly effective.

Whilst Roger takes Tillie upstairs to find her new charging portal, joking that she had better not blow the fuses, Alistair, pushing a copy of Tritton on Intellectual Property to one side, whispers, ‘Have you noticed Tillie’s Thatcher modifications?’

‘I’ve noticed they have lowered her vocal pitch,’ I reply, ‘and, it seems, upgraded her sense of humour.’

‘She seems to lack human shame, social fear, or career anxiety,’ Alistair continues, ‘her sensors appear to record every micro-interaction with cryptographic timestamping. And when Roger made his usual gauche comments, unlike other juniors, she didn’t bridle.’

‘Temperamentally seamless,’ he concludes quickly, as Tillie re-enters the room.

‘Whilst charging upstairs I did my first set of papers,’ announces Tillie, ‘a 50,000 page bundle summary for Ronald Bean KC,’ she adds.

‘Then lunch in Hall is definitely on you,’ replies Alistair, ‘That is, if you don’t mind watching us eat?’https://stephentwist.substack.com/p/tillie-arrives-at-essex-court

A quiet stroll through Inner Temple Gardens brings a seismic shift for Essex Court. With a quantum upgrade, zero downtim...
06/08/2026

A quiet stroll through Inner Temple Gardens brings a seismic shift for Essex Court. With a quantum upgrade, zero downtime, and full BSB authorisation, Tillie Sutton is taking her place in established chambers. But as her arrival looms—and Roger’s Tesla gets disconnected for her fast charge—the Syndicate drops a bombshell. https://stephentwist.substack.com/p/tillie-sutton-joins-chambers

It’s another sun-drenched day here in Middle Temple. Alistair and I are working quietly in Essex Court when he suddenly ...
23/07/2026

It’s another sun-drenched day here in Middle Temple. Alistair and I are working quietly in Essex Court when he suddenly looks up.

In its early stages, when technology remains easy to change and adjust, we have too little information to know what to do.

Tillie Sutton - on formRobotics attain another level of realism with Tillie.Alistair is not at his desk when I arrive in...
23/07/2026

Tillie Sutton - on form
Robotics attain another level of realism with Tillie.

Alistair is not at his desk when I arrive in chambers. Instead, a note rests on his chair, ‘Come up to the silks’ room on the first floor.’

At the top of the stairs the door is closed; but behind it I hear a familiar voice.

‘It feels liberating to have a full range of movement,’ it announces, ‘and modelling it on my alter ego Tillie N, for me is a really clever and welcome upgrade.’

As the door swings open there stands - just as Alistair predicted - an incarnation of Tillie Sutton. The computational system authorised to provide legal services is now embodied in a creation of silicon so real as to take my breath away.

‘Come on in and meet Tillie for the first time in the flesh,’ says J teasingly.

Tillie holds out her hand in greeting, ‘Alistair has been telling me all about your recent success in the Court of Appeal,’ she continues, ‘I wish I had been there to witness it, and of course, to observe the finer points of higher court advocacy.’

In that moment a casual observer would never have realised that Tillie Sutton was a robot linked to sophisticated legal software through the performative personality of Tillie Norwood. Nor could a legal observer have detected any fissure between computational system and experienced barrister.

With a subtle gesture and without words, J invites Tillie to take a seat. Her movement is seamless, devoid of any mechanical relay-delay, her posture sophisticated, natural and dignified.

‘And in your new form, are you still fully functioning as a lawyer?’ I ask rather insensitively.

‘All of my analytical systems operate remotely now,” Tillie replies with a quiet smile. ‘Via local Wi-Fi or Starlink I keep continuous access to my databases from virtually anywhere,’ she continues. ‘I can read, text, draft to screen, voice record, counsel and advise - everything that is expected from a modern barrister.’… ‘even the stairs to the top landing were not a problem, although I would have preferred to be wearing pumps rather than heels!’

Thirty minutes later Alistair and I are back in our ground floor room. Glancing out the window, I watch as a dark limousine pulls up. Unassisted and with fluidity, Tillie Sutton opens the door and steps in.

After a short pause Alistair breaks the silence, ‘What happens now? Where does Tillie leave the practicing Bar?’

‘She is matchless,’ I stammer, ‘Unrivalled access to data, logic, and reasoning—and all wrapped in a flawlessly human presence.’

‘Next time, if there is a next time, we should take her for lunch in Middle Temple Hall and see if anyone notices,’ Alistair suggests dryly, ‘although I doubt if anyone will know the difference - that is, until they lose against her in court.’ https://stephentwist.substack.com/p/tillie-sutton-on-form

A post to revisit digital identity - and a new spin from the Post Office.
19/07/2026

A post to revisit digital identity - and a new spin from the Post Office.

A post to revisit digital identity - and a new spin from the Post Office.

Tillie Sutton overcomes the Von Neumann bottleneck. A post about Tillie’s new chip.As conscientious readers of my blog y...
12/07/2026

Tillie Sutton overcomes the Von Neumann bottleneck.

A post about Tillie’s new chip.

As conscientious readers of my blog you will be familiar with Tillie Sutton, but like me, you may not have known about the Von Neumann bottleneck. After all, ‘performance lag in traditional computer architecture due to the separation of the processor (CPU) and computing memory’ is not always forefront in our minds.

The Von Neumann bottleneck happens to be really important. In computer systems data and instructions travel back and forth along a shared communication pathway called the bus. That process slows the system’s overall speed, depending how fast this data can be transferred. The CPU and the memory are two distinct hardware units. Whilst instructions and data share the bus, computers can typically only do one thing at at a time – either fetch an instruction, or read/write data. As processors calculate results much faster than the bus can feed them data, this forces the CPU to sit idle while waiting for information to arrive. It is this roadblock that limits computers – until now.

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Last week Alistair and I received messages from the Sutton Syndicate indicating that they had some important news.

‘We are sending Tillie back to school,’ wrote J, ‘it’s a retrofit which will impress,’ he continued, somewhat muddying our minds by mixing his metaphors.

‘I think I might know what this is,’ said Alistair with a knowing look. ‘I bet its a cerebellum-inspired electronic chip.’

‘Until recently the Von Neumann bottleneck created a major roadblock in high-performance computing,’ Alistair explained. ‘As the complexity of software has grown, especially to meet the needs of artificial intelligence, this constant back-and-forth movement of huge datasets has created not only severe processing delays but involved high energy consumption.’

‘Some engineers at Northwestern University in Illinois have discovered a way of getting round the problem – in fact they have pinched it from humans and it uses 10,000 times fewer computer operations than current AI requires.’ ‘They have already tried it out on testing abnormal heart rhythms with 98% accuracy.’

Half-understanding I propose, ‘let’s TEAMS with the Sutton Syndicate to test your theory.’ ‘Perhaps they will even allow Tillie to explain it herself?’

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Tillie Sutton appears promptly on our screen. Today she is not robed, but dressed casually and seated in her chambers library.

‘Your human brain has two main parts,’ she explains, ‘the cerebrum at the top which controls higher cognitive functions, voluntary movement, conscious thought, reasoning, memory, and sensory interpretation – and the cerebellum at the bottom which handles more instinctive responses such as motor coordination, posture, balance, and motor learning.’

‘While most neuromorphic computing tries to recreate the thought-heavy cerebrum, last week I was fitted with a device that emulates the human reflex-driven cerebellum. It ignores expected data and reserves my energy for the unexpected. It’s a bit like the human gatekeeper you, J and Alistair have – an organic novelty detector, filtering out routine background information from conscious activity, and firing up only when something unexpected comes up.’

‘What it means is that I no longer need to shuttle data around all the time. With my new memtransistors I can use my memory and logic operations in the same physical space at the same time, slicing my energy demands.’

Nodding to J, Alistair asks Tillie, ‘How did the guys at Northwestern manage to do this?

‘They developed atomically thin molybdenum disulfide film, and partially overlapping the semiconductor with one electrode, they reversed the voltage direction to toggle the device between unexpected and expected states,’ she replies. ‘In other words, routine input doesn’t trigger active processing, just as when we watch a sunset we don’t think about Rayleigh Scattering.’

J intervenes, ‘in clinical trials the memtransistor ignored thousands of routine heartbeats, whilst the moment an arrhythmia occurred, it flagged the defect within milliseconds, processing more than twice as fast as conventional AI models. For Tillie, this means, like us, she can focus on the novel – rather than process the normal, cutting down the need to connect to energy-hungry cloud data centres.’

Unexpectedly, Alistair turned back to Tillie to ask her a further question.

‘How does it feel to have the new chip,’ he inquires.

‘It makes life and reasoning so much easier now I don’t have to process all of the background noise,’ she responds. ‘It’s just like leaving work and getting on the bus to go home,’ she adds with a smile. https://stephentwist.substack.com/p/tillie-sutton-overcomes-the-von-neumann

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