Marion Paralegal

06/01/2026

HAPPY MONDAY! ENJOY! 🙂

BON LUNDI! AMUSEZ-VOUS! 🙂

06/01/2026

06/01/2026

Salami Smiley Face Platter 🍽️
Ingredients

* Large round bologna or ham slice (face)
* Salami slices (lips, collar, shoulders, and outer ears)
* Small ham slices (inner ears)
* Lettuce leaves (hair)
* Pickle slices (eyes and eyebrows)
* Black olive slices (pupils)
* Cherry tomato (nose)
* Cheese slices (buck teeth)
A good tip for cooking this dish is to use a sharp pair of kitchen shears to easily custom-shape the salami lips and ham ears without tearing the meat.

06/01/2026

Cute Fruit Snails Snack 🐌🍏
Ingredients

* Green grapes
* Strawberries
* Cucumber or celery sticks (for the base)
* Toothpicks
* Edible candy eyes or icing dots
A good tip for cooking this dish: Use a tiny dab of honey, peanut butter, or cream cheese to help the edible candy eyes stick securely to the grape "heads" before inserting the toothpick antennae.
Ideas

05/31/2026

HAPPY SUNDAY! ENJOY! 🙂

BON DIMANCHE! AMUSEZ-VOUS! 🙂

05/30/2026

Congrats Grad 🎓✨...Now Give Me the Brie 😂🧀
Nothing says “higher education”
like arguing over the last cube of cheddar 😂🧀
This graduate earned:
🎓 a diploma
📚 lifelong debt
🥲 emotional damage
🧀 and absolutely zero leftovers
The board was supposed to be decoration…but the family attacked it before the photos were done 🤣✨

05/30/2026

Nothing builds character like spending $300 to catch a fish the size of a chicken nugget.

05/30/2026

crabby croissant sandwich 🦀🥐