Brian S. Brijbag, Esq

05/06/2026

$10 off at ICC 2026 plus get it signed!

See you at the Fandom Legal panels!

28/05/2026

10 hard years.

25/05/2026

22/05/2026

The Gentleman now has the floor ...

09/05/2026

Some men hit a midlife crisis.

I apparently became the final boss of a bourbon tasting and an underground Victorian fight club.

09/05/2026

For years, people asked questions.

Too many questions.
Questions about the mustache.
The vest.
The suspicious level of knowledge about obscure sci-fi movies.
Why I always look directly at the camera like I know something humanity doesn’t.

Well… now that the government is finally talking about aliens, I think it’s time I come clean.

Yes.
I am, in fact, extraterrestrial.

Honestly, I thought the dead giveaway was my advanced sarcasm and inability to function without tacos and caffeine.

I came here decades ago with one mission:
Blend in.
Unfortunately, I accidentally became a lawyer, a playwright, and a Comic-Con panelist instead.
At this time, I ask for privacy for myself and my fellow beings from Sector 7B.

Also, before anyone asks:
No, Area 51 is not where we keep the good stuff.

👽🛸

04/05/2026

I find your lack of legal literacy... disturbing.

Look, I tried to tell the Jedi Council that having a handlebar mustache is technically a "non-standard grooming choice" under Section 4.2 of the Jedi Code, but they just told me to "trust my feelings." Typical.

When I’m not busy publishing books at Fandom Legal about how the Empire definitely violated a few dozen labor laws on the Death Star, I’m out here trying to keep my lightsaber from catching my facial hair on fire. It’s a delicate balance.

A Jedi Master’s Daily Log:

The Mustache: Kept in place by the Force (and a very high-hold wax sourced from a moon in the Outer Rim).

The Wardrobe: Traded the pocket watch for a utility belt, but I’m still looking for a place to clip my favorite fountain pen.

The Mission: Making sure you don't need a thermal detonator to understand the law behind your favorite fandoms.

"Help me, Brian S. Brijbag. You're my only hope... for an excellent insurance settlement."

Happy Star Wars Day to all the rebels, scoundrels, and fellow lore-nerds! May the Force be with you (and may your contracts always be in your favor).

— Jedi Master Brian S. Brijbag

02/05/2026

I updated my résumé.

Spirit Airlines
05/29/1992-05/01/2026
General Counsel

23/04/2026

Today we celebrate the birthday of William Shakespeare...the original master of story, character, and language.

Centuries later, his words still echo across stages, scripts, and screens… reminding us that human nature hasn’t changed all that much.

“All the world’s a stage”… and somehow, we’re still playing our parts.

Here’s to the playwright who made tragedy beautiful, comedy sharp, and language unforgettable.