03/14/2026
“Dear SXSW participants from out of state: you are currently experiencing the rare 2 weeks of spring weather Texas gets every other year. This weather is a LIE. It normally feels like the 3rd circle of hell here for 6 months, if you’re lucky. Could be 7 if the deadly laser in the sky (the sun) is feeling vindictive. DO NOT TRUST THIS WEATHER. Thanks and enjoy the breakfast tacos.” - stolen form someone else..::