Jurassic Junk Colorado

10/10/2026

🚨🌱 WANT SPRING-LOOKING GRASS EVEN IN THE FALL? LET’S TALK COMMERCIAL PROPERTY MAINTENANCE! 🌱🚨

At Jurassic Junk Colorado, our properties have continued looking amazing all season long — even while working within the city’s water restrictions! 💪🌿

As the year winds down and commercial landscape contracts approach their end, NOW is the time to start thinking about who will keep your property looking its best moving forward.

🏢 PROPERTY MANAGERS & COMMERCIAL PROPERTY OWNERS — WE WANT YOUR BUSINESS!

Whether you're managing retail centers, office buildings, multifamily communities, or other commercial properties, first impressions matter. Overgrown landscaping, neglected cleanup, and messy parking lots can send the wrong message to your tenants and customers.

🦖 Jurassic Junk Colorado is ready to raise the standard!

✅ Commercial landscape maintenance
✅ Fall cleanups and seasonal property preparation
✅ Trimming, hedges, and shrub maintenance
✅ Parking lot cleanup and trash policing
✅ Reliable routine maintenance contracts
✅ Professional service with communication you can count on

💥 YOUR NEXT LANDSCAPE CONTRACTOR COULD BE RIGHT HERE!

Give us the opportunity to show you what Jurassic Junk Colorado can do for your property. We're looking to build new commercial partnerships and deliver the consistent, professional results your property deserves.

📲 CALL OR TEXT 720-815-6584 TODAY!

Let's talk about your property's needs, discuss your upcoming contract, and put together a maintenance plan that works for you.

🦖 JURASSIC JUNK COLORADO — WE DON'T JUST MAINTAIN PROPERTIES. WE HELP THEM STAND OUT!

10/09/2026

10/08/2026

🚨 COMMERCIAL PROPERTY MANAGERS — DON’T WAIT! 🚨

🦖 JURASSIC JUNK COLORADO IS READY FOR YOUR PROPERTY!

💨 NEW LARGER COMPRESSOR — equipped to handle large commercial irrigation systems!

🏢 $180 FLAT RATE — per backflow
🔥 larger systems with multiple hook up points — custom pricing

⏰ FREEZE SEASON IS HERE — GET YOUR PROPERTY ON OUR SCHEDULE TODAY!

📲 CALL OR TEXT 720-815-6584 NOW
Property managers: Send us your property address for a estimate of when we can schedule

🦖 Don’t risk costly freeze damage. BOOK YOUR COMMERCIAL BLOWOUT TODAY!

10/06/2026

🚨 COMMERCIAL PROPERTY MANAGERS — DON’T WAIT! 🚨

🦖 JURASSIC JUNK COLORADO IS GOING COMMERCIAL!

Our FIRST YEAR in commercial property management just got BIGGER! 💪

💨 NEW, LARGER COMPRESSOR
🏢 Now equipped to handle LARGE COMMERCIAL IRRIGATION SYSTEMS & MULTIPLE-ZONE BLOWOUTS!

💰 COMMERCIAL PRICING: starting at $180 per hook up / backflow
• Multi-property / multiple bookings — CALL FOR PACKAGE PRICING

🔥 PROPERTY MANAGERS: BOOK NOW BEFORE THE FREEZE!

📲 Call/Text 720-815-6584

Bigger compressor. Bigger systems. One call gets it done. 🦖

10/05/2026

🚨💦 SPRINKLER BLOWOUTS — BOOK NOW! 💦🚨

🥶 WINTER IS COMING — DON’T GET CAUGHT WITH WATER IN YOUR LINES!

The City has said NO MORE WATER — it’s time to get those irrigation systems shut down and blown out before freezing weather hits! ❄️

🔥 ONLY $55 FLAT RATE! 🔥
💥 RETURNING CLIENTS: ONLY $50!
💥 BOOK MULTIPLE PROPERTIES AT ONCE: $50 EACH!

No complicated pricing. No guessing. Just $55 — or $50 when you qualify!

📅 OUR SCHEDULE IS FILLING UP FAST. Once the temperatures drop, everyone starts calling at the same time. Don’t wait until the last minute and hope we have an opening.

✅ Professional sprinkler blowouts
✅ Protect your irrigation system from freeze damage
✅ Fast scheduling
✅ Straightforward pricing

📲 CALL OR TEXT JURASSIC JUNK COLORADO NOW:
720-815-6584

🦖 BOOK IT. BLOW IT OUT. FORGET ABOUT IT.

Jurassic Junk Colorado — Family Owned & Ready to Work!

09/22/2026

🚨 DENVER — SPRINKLER BLOWOUTS ARE HERE! 🚨
🦖 JURASSIC JUNK COLORADO
💥 $55 FLAT RATE — RESIDENTIAL SPRINKLER BLOWOUTS! 💥
Last year we successfully completed almost 200 sprinkler blowouts! 💪💦
Let us get your irrigation system winter-ready before freezing temperatures arrive.
🎉 RETURNING CUSTOMERS GET $5 OFF!
That means just $50 for our returning customers!
✔️ One flat residential rate
✔️ Nearly 200 blowouts successfully completed last season
✔️ Help protect your irrigation system from freeze damage
✔️ Professional, reliable service
✔️ Returning customers save $5
⚠️ DON’T WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE!
Get on the schedule now before appointments start filling up.
📲 CALL OR TEXT 720-815-6584
🦖 JURASSIC JUNK COLORADO
$55 NEW CUSTOMERS • $50 RETURNING CUSTOMERS

07/15/2026

🚨 We’ve Been Busy… And It Shows! 🚨
At Jurassic Junk Colorado, our clean-up & maintenance crew has been putting in serious work this year 💪
From expanding into commercial property maintenance to keeping up with our residential projects, we’re proud to say our team has been delivering exceptional results across the board!
🌿 Now it’s trimming season — and we’re here to help! 🌿
Hedges, bushes, and outdoor upkeep are the first things people notice about your property. Make sure your home or business leaves a great first impression!
✅ One-time clean-ups
✅ Routine maintenance contracts
✅ Residential & commercial services
✅ Full outdoor property maintenance
No job is too big or small — our experience speak for itself

🦖 Jurassic Junk Colorado — Keeping Your Outdoors Clean, Sharp, and Professional

05/09/2026

🚨 ILLEGAL DUMPING ON YOUR PROPERTY? 🚨
If someone dumped it… unfortunately, you still have to deal with it.
That means time, stress, and cleanup costs hitting your business.
Don’t let it sit. Don’t let it pile up. Don’t let it attract more.
🦖 Jurassic Junk Colorado is ready 7 DAYS A WEEK
We handle: ✔ Illegal dumping cleanups
✔ Large item removal
✔ Commercial & property cleanouts
✔ Fast, no-hassle pickups
We show up. We load it. It’s gone.
📲 Call or Text NOW: 720-815-6584
Spots fill fast — same-day & next day service available

05/09/2026

Jurassic Junk Colorado – Commercial Property Maintenance DONE RIGHT 🦖
Our landscape management crew just wrapped up another commercial property visit — and we didn’t miss a thing:
✔️ Dock areas cleaned out
✔️ Landscape islands detailed and refreshed
✔️ Parking lot cracks trimmed & treated with preventative spray
✔️ Trash removal handled (and then some)
We don’t just “maintain” your property…
we stay ahead of the problems before they even show up.
💼 Hassle-free maintenance contracts
📍 Reliable, consistent service
🧼 Clean, professional appearance—every visit
You don’t have to call. You don’t have to remind. We just handle it.
📞 Call or Text: 720-815-6584
Jurassic Junk Colorado

05/07/2026

🔥 IS YOUR LAWN STILL RECOVERING FROM WINTER? 🔥
Dead grass. Compacted soil. Patchy spots. Weak growth.
Yeah… we fix that.
At Jurassic Junk Colorado, we don’t just “mow lawns”…
👉 We bring them BACK TO LIFE.
💥 AERATION – Loosens compacted soil so water, oxygen, and nutrients actually reach the roots
💥 FERTILIZER – Feeds your lawn exactly what it needs to grow thick, green, and strong
🚨 Translation:
✔ Thicker grass
✔ Greener color
✔ Fewer weeds
✔ Stronger roots
✔ Better water absorption
✔ Faster recovery from winter damage
🌱 This is how you get that “best lawn on the block” look.
⚠️ Timing matters — miss this window and you’ll be fighting your lawn all summer.
📞 Call or Text: 720-815-6584
📅 Now scheduling spring treatments
💬 DM us for a fast quote
Jurassic Junk Colorado
👉 We make rough properties look elite.