Evil Poems

Evil Poems There was once a man named JB that wrote a slew of poems that were some of the greatest poems in modern day history.

He was a poetic, blasphemus man, with a lot of creative, but violent comical word-smithings.

07/10/2026

"They Put"

They put the crazy people, next to you
Roni Reagan, was a scumbag, we all knew
When you look outside your window
There's one walkin' down the street,
He's a spyin' in your windows, like a ghoul

They're walking all, amongst us, but they're dead
Try not to make any, eye contact from them
There's one over there, he's in the fetal position
He's gonna get you, for sure, I hope you listened

They put the crazy people, next to you
Roni Reagan, was a scumbag, we all knew
A homeless camp, really makes Ron Reagan, smile
The nuthouse is all empty, the streets are wild

They're walking, all amongst us, but they're dead
They walk around, like they lost their fu**in', head
A man in the road, he's outta his frikin', mind
Don't stop the car, and film, he'll rob you blind.

06/27/2026

"The Man Behind the Shower Curtain"

the Man Behind the Shower Curtain
is watching you
he sees you when you're not looking
he sees you
he's a demon shadow-man with glowing red eyes
you don't know he's there, but if you look fast enough
you might catch
the Man Behind the Shower Curtain

he's breathing. but he's not alive
just to scare you
the presence of evil and fear are lurking
there's nothing you can do
when you sleep at night it gets in your dreams, it's
the presence of evil
you can't do nuttin, cuz you can't even move
you grab hold of your steeple

the beast just laughs and says "what a fu**in' joke,
man, there ain't no God"
now you're left alone to fend for yourself
you gotta break free and send the F**ker
back to hell
send the fu**er back to hell
break from the chains of demonic forces
rip that motherfu**er's as***le open
rip off his head straight from his neck

the Man Behind the Shower Curtain
is watching you
he sees you when you're not looking
he sees you
he's a demon shadow-man with glowing red eyes
you don't know he's there, but if you look fast enough
you might catch
the Man Behind the Shower Curtain

You died the other day
the demon took you

06/17/2026

"Did you vote... for a pe*****le, 3 times?"
Did you vote... for a pe*****le, 3 times?
I think you did
Did you vote... for a pe*****le, 3 times?
Did I hear you whisper?
Did you vote... for a pe*****le, 3 times?
Why aren't I getting an answer?
Because.. You filthy rotten C**t!
YES YOU DID!
YES YOU DID!

When I make a cool picture of Donny's head gettin' blown apart
Why do you go quiet?
I posted the funniest fu**ing picture of that pig gettin' Stuck with guided missile.
I go in your inbox to see if you're there and say "Hey! Did you see that funny fu**in' post?"
You don't say a goddamn thing to me cuz that swampmonster got his boot in your mouth...

Did you vote... for a pe*****le, 3 times?
I think you did
Did you vote... for a pe*****le, 3 times?
Did I hear you whisper?
Did you vote... for a pe*****le, 3 times?
Why aren't I getting an answer?
Because.. You filthy rotten C**t!
YES YOU DID!
YES YOU DID!

I looked at who you follow and what did I see?
"FOX NEWS"
i look at the next piece of s**t on the list it said "Nick Shirly" the lyin' dirtbag.
I saw that you follow Turning Point, JD Vance, and Erika Kirk...
And every fu**in' loser in the white house and beyond!

Did you vote... for a pe*****le, 3 times?
I think you did
Man, you should be ashamed of yourself, you stupid brainwashed pig!

Did you vote... for a pe*****le, 3 times?
Did I hear you whisper?
(no no no, of course i didn't!)

Did you vote... for a pe*****le, 3 times?
NO
Why aren't I getting an answer?
NO
Because.. You filthy rotten C**t!
NO
YES YOU DID!
NO
YES YOU DID!
NO Nooooooooo!!!

06/12/2026

Slee - ee - py Don.... Is up again...
Slee - ee - py Don.. Don't care...
Slee - ee - py Don.. Don't know where he's at...
Don't know if he's here.. or there...

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