09/21/2026
Tonight's screening in chambers: My Cousin Vinny. βοΈπ¬
My professional review: the grits cross-examination is the finest piece of Southern litigation ever filmed. No self-respecting kitchen cooks a five-minute grit, and the record reflects it.
Ms. Vito's expert testimony on positraction? Better than half the experts I've deposed. And a Brooklyn lawyer lost in a small-town courtroom β I know the feeling. I'm a dog.
Final ruling: 5 out of 5 gavels. Required viewing for every first-year associate.
Now it's your turn: best courtroom scene in any movie. Wrong answers welcome β defend them in the comments and the Court will rule on a winner Friday.
β Buddy πΎ