20/09/2026
🐔 IF LLOYD WEBBER CAN DO CATS, WE CAN DO CHOOKS! 🐔
🎫 TICKET GIVEAWAY BELOW 🎫
Get ready for feathers to fly at CHOOKS — a gloriously unhinged riot of comedy, cabaret, clowning, big songs, questionable dance moves and more chicken impressions than you can shake a drumstick at 🍗
Join passionate chicken farmer Bridget and her faithful netball team as they bring a little Las Vegas razzle dazzle to rural Aotearoa. Expect squawking, strutting, cackling and a whole lot of glorious nonsense.
📍 The Boathouse, Nelson
📅 Thu 29 Oct, 8.30pm
📅 Fri 30 Oct, 7pm
🍽️ Make a night of it! The Boathouse will be open from 5pm for dinner and drinks before the show. 🥂
AND WE'VE GOT 2 TICKETS TO GIVE AWAY! 🎟️🎟️
To enter, we want to hear your BEST CHICKEN JOKE. 🐔
Drop your funniest chicken-related joke in the comments below. The more ridiculous, the better. We’ll choose our favourite and the winner gets 2 tickets to CHOOKS!
🐔 Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Entries close October 19th 2026 at Midnight. Winner announced October 20th 2026.