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💥 “GUILTY! Mpofu & Chimombe FALL FROM GRACE!” 💥High Court Slams Business Duo in Explosive Corruption VerdictBy Mazvinei ...
22/10/2025

💥 “GUILTY! Mpofu & Chimombe FALL FROM GRACE!” 💥

High Court Slams Business Duo in Explosive Corruption Verdict

By Mazvinei Mukoko

In a sensational courtroom climax, the High Court in Harare has found flamboyant businessmen Moses Mpofu and Mike Chimombe guilty of corruption, ending months of high-profile legal drama that has captivated the nation.

The pair, long known for their lavish lifestyles and political connections, faced accusations of embezzling millions in public funds linked to controversial government contracts. The courtroom erupted as the judge delivered the bombshell verdict, branding their actions a “gross betrayal of public trust.”

Both Mpofu and Chimombe appeared stunned as the ruling was read out, while prosecutors hailed the judgment as a “victory for accountability.” The sentencing phase is expected to follow soon and could see the once-powerful businessmen trading designer suits for prison uniforms.

BREAKING: Former Kenyan Prime Minister Raila Odinga has passed away in India at the age of 80.
15/10/2025

BREAKING: Former Kenyan Prime Minister Raila Odinga has passed away in India at the age of 80.

THE MUTARE SHOWDOWN: CHIWENGA’S COUNTERSTRIKE AND THE DYNASTY IN DISTRESS:(The Coup Before the Conference, Part II — How...
08/10/2025

THE MUTARE SHOWDOWN: CHIWENGA’S COUNTERSTRIKE AND THE DYNASTY IN DISTRESS:

(The Coup Before the Conference, Part II — How a General Cornered the Crocodile)

By Reason Wafawarova

“This time the knives are out — and they’re no longer hidden beneath the table.”
— Senior ZANU-PF insider

The Calm Before the Mutare Storm:

ZANU-PF enters its annual conference in Mutare under the most volatile internal conditions since 2017. The talk in corridors, WhatsApp groups, and diplomatic lounges is no longer about unity, economic recovery, or 2030 vision slogans. It’s about survival — and who will still be standing when the curtain falls.

President Emmerson Mnangagwa’s camp calls it consolidation. His detractors, including those inside the Politburo, call it capture. But the events of the past month suggest something much more complex — a silent, slow-motion coup in reverse, where the hunter may soon become the hunted.

What began as a power game of convenience between Mnangagwa and his deputy, General Constantino Chiwenga, has now degenerated into open confrontation. The gloves are off. The files have come out. And, for once, even the diplomatic community is no longer pretending that everything is under control.

The Pastor, the Fund, and the Affiliates Republic:

It all began with money — as it so often does in Zimbabwe’s politics.

In late September, Pastor Paul Tungwarara, a self-anointed “Presidential Economic Advisor” and End Time Message preacher, distributed US$200,000 to eight ZANU-PF “affiliates” under what was billed as The Presidential Empowerment Fund.

Each affiliate group pocketed US$25,000, no receipts, no paper trail, no government oversight — just raw political cash wrapped in biblical platitudes.

But Tungwarara is not a civil servant. He does not appear anywhere in the official OPC payroll. He answers directly to Mnangagwa. His newfound role is not about religion — it’s about political engineering. He is building a shadow party within the party, a parallel command structure loyal not to the party constitution, but to the man at the top.

The so-called “affiliates” — Varakashi for ED, Hairdressers for ED, Makorokoza for ED, Vendors for ED, and a dizzying array of other acronyms — are the new political militias of the Mnangagwa dynasty project. They are funded, choreographed, and mobilised to drown dissent within ZANU-PF itself.

The strategy is simple: overwhelm the constitutional structures of the party — the DCCs, PCCs, Central Committee — with cash-fed loyalty brigades. By the time Mutare hosts the conference, the “affiliates” will form the loudest chorus in the hall.

The Tagwirei Debacle: When Money Met Military Ego:

But the fuse for the coming storm was lit weeks before — when Kudakwashe Tagwirei, the once-untouchable Sakunda tycoon, walked into the ZANU-PF Central Committee meeting in Harare uninvited.

Harare Province had earlier “co-opted” him into their provincial structures after he generously bought cars for nearly all provincial executives. They then recommended his name for Central Committee membership. But the final step — formal ratification by the Central Committee — had not yet been done and remains shelved indefinitely.

Nevertheless, Tagwirei arrived at the meeting flanked by a convoy of SUVs, aides, and armed security — a full-blown presidential-style entrance. To everyone’s astonishment, he headed straight into the conference hall to take his seat among bona fide CC members.

Then came the thunder.

Before Tagwirei could even settle, Vice President Chiwenga stood up and raised a point of order, demanding his immediate ejection. Calm but cutting, he stated that “no one who has not been formally ratified by the Central Committee has locus standi in its proceedings.”

It was a moment of rare public humiliation — a calculated strike that sent the tycoon back to his convoy under the full glare of delegates and cameras.

In ZANU-PF’s coded theatre of power, that was not just a protocol correction. It was a declaration of war.

The Mpofu Purge: Retaliation by Proxy

Later, Mnangagwa struck back — not directly at Chiwenga, but at his civilian ally: Obert Mpofu, the then Secretary-General of ZANU-PF.

Mpofu’s “crime” was twofold. First, he had refused to issue the official letter ratifying Tagwirei’s co-option into the Central Committee — a duty that fell squarely within his office. Second, intelligence reports reaching the President alleged that Mpofu had either authored or had knowledge of the damning dossier Chiwenga presented in the Politburo, detailing corruption and criminality within the President’s business network.

The dossier, insiders say, named Tagwirei, Wicknell Chivayo, Paul Tungwarara, Scott Sakupwanya, and Delish Nguwaya, among others — the financial and propaganda backbone of the so-called Zvigananda Cartel.

Mnangagwa read the writing on the wall. Before the dossier could gain traction, Mpofu was removed — an act meant to decapitate Chiwenga’s bureaucratic foothold within the party.

In doing so, Mnangagwa hoped to reassert total control over party administration. But instead, he confirmed what many already suspected — that ZANU-PF was now split between two governments: one run by the politician, and one by the soldier who made him President.

The Dossier That Shook the Politburo:

When Chiwenga finally walked into the Politburo two weeks ago, he wasn’t carrying rhetoric — he was carrying evidence - irrefutable. The only thing questioned was its authorship - not its merit, which remains indisputable.

Multiple sources confirm he presented a classified dossier detailing vast financial crimes and state capture operations by individuals orbiting the President. He demanded the immediate arrest of several figures — including Tagwirei and Chivayo — and warned that the party risked total delegitimisation if it continued protecting known looters.

The atmosphere was electric, the tension palpable. Mnangagwa reportedly dismissed the document as “politically motivated.” But the damage was done. For the first time since the 2017 coup, Chiwenga had abandoned his quiet tactical patience.

He was no longer manoeuvring through proxies. He was confronting the President directly — dossier in hand.

The Dynasty Project Falters:

Meanwhile, Mnangagwa’s much-discussed “Resolution One” — the secret clause to extend his term beyond 2028 — hangs in limbo.

The idea, reportedly smuggled into last year’s resolutions by loyalists, would effectively allow Parliament to extend presidential terms by two years without triggering the constitutional term-limit clause.

It’s a brazen legal fiction — one aggressively defended by Jonathan Moyo, now back in Mnangagwa’s orbit after years of exile and invective. Moyo, the father of AIPPA and POSA, argues that extending a term is “not the same as creating a third term.” His linguistic gymnastics would be comic if they weren’t so dangerous.

Chiwenga, sources say, is having none of it. The General, already nursing scars from the 2017 “partnership,” has vowed never again to let a civilian he installed outstay his welcome.

The New Praetorians: Mnangagwa’s Fresh Enforcers:

With Passion Java and Mike Chimombe long discarded — the former out of favour, the latter in remand — Mnangagwa’s inner circle has reconfigured its instruments of noise and control.

The new Varakashi vanguard now features Daniel Garwe, Douglas Mahiya, Temba Mliswa, and Paul Tungwarara, men who combine political zeal with strategic sycophancy. Their job is simple: defend the dynasty, discredit the General, and flood the propaganda space with loyalty theatre.

The President’s hope is to neutralise Chiwenga before the Mutare conference, or at least to humiliate him publicly in front of the rank-and-file. But the General has his own ground game. Provincial delegates loyal to him are preparing to drown out the affiliate “boo boys” with counter-chants and procedural interventions. Mutare may become the loudest ZANU-PF conference in history — for all the wrong reasons.

Diplomats on Edge:

Behind closed doors, the diplomatic community is watching the escalation with growing unease.

Western envoys are whispering of a “succession crisis in slow motion.” Chinese diplomats are said to be recalibrating their alliances, cautious not to back a lame horse too early.

Even regional ambassadors have been quietly sounded out — especially from South Africa, Mozambique, and Zambia — about potential “stabilisation scenarios” should the internal rupture reach breaking point.

Everyone knows what’s at stake: the control of the party means the control of the state. And the control of the state means the control of billions — in tenders, mines, fuel contracts, and gold routes.

The Irony of the Revolution:

ZANU-PF was born out of a liberation movement that preached sacrifice, unity, and anti-imperialism. Today, it is trapped in a war between two oligarchies — the military elite and the business barons.

The party’s structures have been hollowed out, replaced by cash-based loyalty and fear. Where once ideology defined belonging, now access defines loyalty.

As one Politburo member lamented privately:

“We no longer have comrades. We have shareholders.”

The Road to Mutare:

By the time delegates converge in Mutare, the stakes will be existential.

For Mnangagwa, it is about cementing dynastic continuity through constitutional manipulation and proxy control.

For Chiwenga, it is about survival — and redemption for a revolution he believes has been stolen by businessmen and bootlickers.

The conference will test not just loyalty, but legitimacy. It may well decide whether Zimbabwe heads for another “soft coup,” another “unity pact,” or another round of managed amnesia dressed as democracy.

Either way, one thing is certain:

This time, there will be no “Operation Restore Legacy.” There will only be an operation to restore control.

Closing Reflection:

The Mutare showdown is not just a political dispute; it is a moral mirror of the state.

The men who once stood shoulder to shoulder in the 2017 coup now stand on opposite sides of history.

The tycoons who bought influence with stolen billions now tremble before a soldier they once mocked as obsolete.

And a nation exhausted by decades of manipulation watches again — as power devours its own in the name of liberation.

In the end, ZANU-PF may survive Mutare. But it will not emerge unscarred.

The question is not who wins the conference.

The question is — after Mutare — what will remain of the party, the government, and the illusion of order that binds them both.

COMING NEXT:
“THE SAKUNDA REPUBLIC — INSIDE THE DYNASTY’S BUSINESS EMPIRE”
An exposé of the money trails, fuel monopolies, and laundering channels that bankroll the new Zimbabwean oligarchy.

Yesterday this family was trying to leave Gaza city for southern Gaza, but on the way they were slaughtered. That’s thei...
07/10/2025

Yesterday this family was trying to leave Gaza city for southern Gaza, but on the way they were slaughtered. That’s their donkey cart. It was carrying their mattresses, a cooking gas canister, some blankets, some chairs, and some other things they managed to take with them, but no one and nothing made it.
Everything fell to the ground. Everything. Forever.

At a science fair in Lagos, Nigeria, four teenage girls stunned the world with their urine-powered generator—an eco-frie...
05/10/2025

At a science fair in Lagos, Nigeria, four teenage girls stunned the world with their urine-powered generator—an eco-friendly invention that can generate six hours of electricity using just one liter of human waste. The system extracts hydrogen gas from urine, purifies it, and uses it to power a modified generator. Their project showcased not just creativity, but a brilliant solution to energy scarcity using an overlooked and abundant resource.

In regions where fuel is expensive or unreliable, innovations like this can revolutionize access to power—especially in off-grid communities. The invention also draws attention to the potential of young minds in shaping a greener future. These girls proved that sustainable energy doesn't always need high-tech labs—it just needs bold thinking and resourcefulness.

Chad’s parliament has overwhelmingly approved a constitutional amendment removing presidential term limits—a move critic...
04/10/2025

Chad’s parliament has overwhelmingly approved a constitutional amendment removing presidential term limits—a move critics say is designed to help President Mahamat Idriss Deby stay in power longer. Deby first took power in 2021 after rebels killed his father, longtime ruler Idriss Deby Itno, in a gun battle that ended his 30 years in power. He was then elected head of state in May 2024 for five years in a contested vote boycotted by most opposition parties. The reform also creates a deputy prime minister post, extends parliamentary terms from five to six years, and restores immunity for government officials.

𝗖𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗱𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁 𝗮𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗼 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵-𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗮𝘂𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲Two prominent land developers and bus...
04/10/2025

𝗖𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗱𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘁 𝗮𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗼 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵-𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗮𝘂𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗲

Two prominent land developers and businessmen, Godart Dunira (57) and Ephraim Gwanongodza (59), walked out of remand prison on Thursday after spending a week in custody, following their arrest on fraud charges linked to a multi-million-dollar land scandal.

Regional Magistrate Innocent Bepura granted the pair bail, releasing them on US$200 each with strict conditions, including reporting to Masvingo Central Police Station every Friday, not interfering with witnesses, and residing at their registered addresses.

The duo is accused of illegally selling 70 residential stands and 25 commercial stands belonging to ShinePlus Private Limited, represented by Charles Junior Mushinga.

The land, is valued at US$1 million.

The courtroom was packed over two days as relatives, friends, local politicians, and journalists jostled for space, reflecting the high public interest in the case.

The matter has reignited fierce debate over the role of land barons and contested land allocations in Masvingo’s rapidly expanding suburbs.

Dunira was represented by Msindo Hungwe and Gwanongodza by Tichaona Bhunu .

Prosecutor Innocent Mudzingwa opposed bail, arguing that the accused could interfere with witnesses.
However, defence lawyers countered that their clients were of fixed abode and had cooperated fully with investigators.

The case has drawn significant attention, with many residents seeing it as a litmus test for how authorities handle land fraud cases that have long plagued the city.

Dunira and Gwanongodza are expected back in court October 29.

23/09/2025
On November 16, 1957, police in the quiet town of Plainfield, Wisconsin, made a discovery that would forever alter the A...
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On November 16, 1957, police in the quiet town of Plainfield, Wisconsin, made a discovery that would forever alter the American psyche. At the isolated farmhouse of Edward Gein, investigators uncovered a scene of unimaginable horror. Among the most disturbing items was a chair upholstered in human skin—a grotesque creation that hinted at the scale of Gein’s depravity. As they searched the home, authorities found a collection of macabre artifacts: skulls turned into bowls, masks made from human faces, and furniture constructed from human remains, revealing a grim world hidden behind rural silence.
Edward Gein was not a prolific killer in terms of victims—he was confirmed to have murdered at least two women—but the true terror of his crimes lay in their grisly detail. Gein’s obsession with death and the female form led him to exhume corpses from local cemeteries. He harvested body parts to fashion clothing and household items, in a twisted effort to bring his deceased mother back to life. His actions exposed a profoundly disturbed mind, fueled by isolation, trauma, and a fixation on maternal identity that blurred the line between reality and delusion.
The horror uncovered at Gein’s farmhouse left a deep scar on American culture, seeding the imaginations of filmmakers and writers for generations. His crimes directly inspired some of cinema’s most chilling figures—Norman Bates in *Psycho*, Leatherface in *The Texas Chainsaw Massacre*, and Buffalo Bill in *The Silence of the Lambs*. The infamous human-skin chair remains one of the most horrifying symbols of his legacy, a stark reminder of how real-life monstrosity can echo endlessly through the realm of fiction and fear.

Masvingo City Council Firefighter in Abuse of Office ScandalBy Staff WriterMasvingo — Allegations of corruption and abus...
22/09/2025

Masvingo City Council Firefighter in Abuse of Office Scandal
By Staff Writer

Masvingo — Allegations of corruption and abuse of office have once again rocked Masvingo City Council, this time involving firefighter Micheal Gapare, who is accused of teaming up with colleagues to extort business owners under the guise of enforcing shop licences.

Several residents and business operators have come forward with evidence, alleging that Gapare and others demand bribes during shop inspections. Some victims claim they were threatened with closure of their premises if they refused to pay. A number of business owners are reportedly prepared to testify against him.

Community members say this conduct is not only corrupt but also tarnishes the image of Masvingo City Council, which is already battling a reputation crisis over poor service delivery and financial mismanagement.

“Employees like Gapare are abusing their offices and intimidating residents. The council must hold them accountable and stop this rot,” said one resident.

Civil society groups have called on the local authority to urgently investigate the matter and take action to restore public confidence. They warned that if such behaviour continues unchecked, corruption and abuse of office will remain entrenched within council operations.

More details and testimonies are expected to be exposed as investigations unfold.

Masvingo residents are demanding transparency, accountability, and an end to the exploitation of vulnerable business owners.

Masvingo City Council Firefighter Micheal Gapare in Corruption and S*x Exploitation ScandalBy MapumhangoziMasvingo — Soc...
22/09/2025

Masvingo City Council Firefighter Micheal Gapare in Corruption and S*x Exploitation Scandal
By Mapumhangozi

Masvingo — Social media woke up to a storm of allegations against Masvingo City Council firefighter Micheal Gapare, who also serves as part of the CCC party security team. A post made in the popular Facebook group Big and Small House Diaries Reloaded (Zim Ladies) has accused Gapare of corruption, extortion of business owners, and sexual exploitation of women.https://www.facebook.com/groups/904879438112005/permalink/1243386344261311/?app=fbl

According to the viral post, Gapare has been terrorising local business owners by demanding bribes when he inspects shop licences. One shop owner from Sisk described him as “ruthless,” adding that he often takes advantage of vulnerable women by coercing them into sexual relationships in exchange for leniency.

The allegations have sparked outrage, with several Facebook users commenting that Gapare is notorious for womanising and has fathered children outside of marriage. Others pointed out that he is a member of the Zion Christian Church (ZCC), saying his behaviour is a disgrace to both the church and the community.

While issues of adultery may be considered private, the accusations of extortion, corruption, and abuse of power are serious and directly undermine the trust of residents in Masvingo City Council. Reports suggest that municipal police and some council officers, including Gapare, are pocketing bribe money instead of directing it into council coffers, further worsening corruption within the institution.

We strongly condemn the alleged actions of Micheal Gapare. Exploiting women and intimidating business owners not only violates basic human rights but also destroys confidence in public institutions.

We call on Masvingo City Council to immediately launch a thorough investigation into these allegations. Any officer found guilty of corruption or abuse must face disciplinary and legal action.

Finally, we appeal to all business owners and women who may have been victims of Micheal Gapare’s exploitation to come forward and report their experiences through the Masvingo City Council suggestion box or trusted human rights platforms.

Masvingo deserves a City Council that upholds integrity, protects residents, and respects the dignity of every citizen.

🚨 Masvingo Opposition Betrayal! 🚨Masvingo residents are outraged after Mayor Aleck Tabe, Councillors Easinath Zishiri & ...
21/09/2025

🚨 Masvingo Opposition Betrayal! 🚨

Masvingo residents are outraged after Mayor Aleck Tabe, Councillors Easinath Zishiri & Alica Time openly bowed to self-proclaimed CCC SG Sengezo Tshabangu at a meeting in Masvingo, despite a court order blocking his recalls.

The trio, who rose to power on Nelson Chamisa’s name, have been accused of betraying citizens and giving credibility to Tshabangu — widely seen as a Zanu-PF proxy.

Only Ward 9 Councillor Bernard Muchokwa refused to attend, standing firm with Chamisa.

With Zanu-PF eyeing council control through recalls, residents fear this move has deepened mistrust and weakened the fight for democracy in Masvingo.

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