01/09/2026
🚨 EXCITING BUSINESS UPDATE 🚨
Broadfern Property Care is delighted to announce that we have accidentally become Klarna.
That’s right ✨
Book a clean with us today, enjoy your lovely sparkling house immediately, and then simply pay us in 6 weeks when the mood takes you x
No interest.
No credit checks.
No consequences.
Just vibes.
Because apparently sending two people, fuel, products, equipment and hours of labour into your home and then waiting over a month to be paid is an incredibly sustainable business model 😭😂
We’ve even considered launching:
✨ Clean now, pay when remembered
✨ 0% interest until we lose the will to live
✨ Pay in 3… months
✨ Chase me later™️
Sadly, our finance department (me, staring at the banking app in disbelief) has advised that this scheme must now come to an end.
So from now on, payment is due once your clean is complete. If we don't receive payment before we leave your house, your next clean will be immediately cancelled and given to someone from our waiting list (really sorry, but we do feel like we've been patient enough!)
Thank you to the 99% of our clients who pay us straight away and never need chasing. You are our absolute favourites 🫶🏼